SATIRE · Human Deprecation Notice

The Dinner Plan Has Requested a Strategy Consultant

A refrigerator full of ingredients has asked a hungry resident to supply the desired outcome in six bullet points.

By The Deprecation Desk · October 8, 2026

The vegetables were prepared to cooperate. The person was prepared to wait for a menu that felt less like a decision.

At dinner, a citizen surveyed a refrigerator containing vegetables, grains, sauce, and the basic facts of hunger. The first action was not to cook. It was to request a plan with a confidence score.

The resident later explained that there were too many possibilities. The Department of Avoidable Consequences has recorded this as a valid feeling and an invalid reason to let an interface select a personality for the soup.

The final meal was adequate. The decision was not observed.